We collect minimal information to provide you with nothing. This includes your email address, subscription information, and usage data related to your nothing experience.
How We Use Your Information
Your information is used to manage your nothing subscription, provide customer support, and ensure you receive the highest quality of nothing.
Data Sharing
We do not share your personal information with third parties, except as required by law or to process payments through Stripe.
Data Security
We implement appropriate security measures to protect your personal information, though we remind you that you're subscribing to nothing.
Your Rights
You have the right to access, update, or delete your personal information. You can also unsubscribe from nothing at any time.
Contact Us
If you have questions about this Privacy Policy, contact us at felix@nothing.family
CGV
Conditions Générales de Vente
nothing
Objet du Contrat
En souscrivant à Nothing, vous acceptez de payer 1€ par mois pour recevoir littéralement rien. Cette absence de service est volontaire et constitue l'essence de notre offre.
Prix et Modalités de Paiement
Le prix de l'abonnement est de 1€ par mois, payable mensuellement. Les paiements sont traités via Stripe et sont prélevés automatiquement.
Durée et Résiliation
L'abonnement se renouvelle automatiquement chaque mois. Vous pouvez résilier à tout moment. Après résiliation, vous continuerez à ne rien recevoir jusqu'à la fin de votre période de facturation.
Droit de Rétractation
Conformément à la législation française, vous disposez d'un droit de rétractation de 14 jours. Toutefois, étant donné que vous recevez exactement ce qui est promis (rien), les remboursements ne sont pas applicables.
Responsabilité
Nothing décline toute responsabilité concernant la déception que pourrait causer la réception de rien. Vous êtes informé et acceptez expressément que le service consiste à ne rien recevoir.
Données Personnelles
Vos données sont collectées et traitées conformément à notre politique de confidentialité et au RGPD. Nous collectons uniquement les informations nécessaires à la gestion de votre abonnement.
Droit Applicable
Les présentes CGV sont soumises au droit français. Tout litige sera de la compétence exclusive des tribunaux français.
Contact
Pour toute question concernant ces CGV, contactez-nous à felix@nothing.family
Terms
Terms of Service for
nothing
Acceptance of Terms
By subscribing to Nothing, you agree to these terms and acknowledge that you're paying for literally nothing.
Service Description
Nothing provides you with nothing. This is not a mistake - you are subscribing to receive nothing for $1/month.
Payment Terms
You agree to pay $1 monthly for nothing. Payments are processed through Stripe and are non-refundable, as you receive exactly what you pay for: nothing.
Cancellation
You may cancel your nothing subscription at any time. Upon cancellation, you will continue to receive nothing until the end of your billing period.
User Responsibilities
You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your account and for all activities under your account.
Limitation of Liability
Nothing Family shall not be liable for any damages arising from your use of nothing, as nothing cannot cause damages.
Cookies
Cookie Policy for
nothing
What Are Cookies
Cookies are small data files stored on your device. We use cookies to enhance your nothing experience and ensure you receive the highest quality of nothing.
Essential Cookies
Required for basic site functionality, login, and delivering nothing to your account. These cookies are necessary for the nothing service to work properly.
Analytics Cookies
Help us understand how you interact with nothing. We use this data to improve your nothing experience and optimize our nothing delivery.
Managing Cookies
You can control cookies through your browser settings. However, disabling cookies may affect your ability to receive nothing properly.
Third-Party Services
We use Stripe for payments and Firebase for authentication, which may set their own cookies to provide secure nothing transactions.
Refund
Refund Policy for
nothing
No Refunds Policy
All sales are final. Since you receive exactly what you pay for (nothing), refunds are not provided. You get nothing, and that's exactly what you paid for.
Subscription Cancellation
While we don't offer refunds, you can cancel your nothing subscription at any time to stop future charges. You'll continue receiving nothing until your billing period ends.
Billing Disputes
If you believe you've been charged in error, contact us at felix@nothing.family within 30 days. We'll investigate your nothing-related billing concerns.
Exceptional Circumstances
Refunds may be considered in exceptional circumstances at our sole discretion. However, this would contradict the fundamental nature of nothing.
About
About
nothing
Our Mission
Nothing Family exists to provide you with the purest form of nothing. In a world full of everything, we believe there's value in nothing.
What You Get
For $1/month, you receive absolutely nothing. No products, no services, no content - just the satisfaction of being part of something that gives you nothing.
Why Nothing?
Sometimes the best thing you can buy is nothing. Nothing is honest, straightforward, and exactly what it says it is.
Our Promise
We promise to deliver nothing, every month, consistently. No surprises, no hidden features - just pure, unadulterated nothing.
FAQ
Questions about
nothing
What do I get for my $1?
Nothing. Literally nothing. No products, no services, no content - just the pure, unadulterated experience of having nothing.
Is this a joke?
No, this is a legitimate service providing nothing. We take nothing very seriously and are committed to delivering the highest quality nothing possible.
Can I cancel anytime?
Yes, you can cancel your nothing subscription at any time. You'll continue to receive nothing until the end of your billing period.
Will you add features?
No, that would compromise the integrity of nothing. Adding features would turn nothing into something, which defeats the entire purpose.
Do you offer support?
Yes, we provide comprehensive support for all nothing-related issues. Our team is dedicated to helping you get the most out of your nothing experience.
Is my payment secure?
Absolutely. Payments are processed securely through Stripe, ensuring your nothing transactions are protected with industry-standard security measures.